73 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for a Giggling Best Time

Get ready for some St. Paddy’s Day fun! Here’s a bunch of punchlines that will make you laugh and add a touch of Irish cheer to your day. Join the merriment with these funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes – perfect for sharing a smile with friends and family!

1. Why did the leprechaun go outside?
To sit on his paddy-o.

2. What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.

3. What’s big and purple and lies next to Ireland?
Grape Britain.

4. Why don’t women want to get engaged on St. Patrick’s Day?
They don’t want to get a “sham rock”.

5. What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation?
A lot of small talk.

6. What do you call a leprechaun with a sore throat?
A streprechaun.

7. What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
Top O’ the moaning to ya.

8. What do you call a fake Irish diamond?
A shamrock.

9. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
He’s Dublin over with laughter.

10. What do you call a leprechaun’s vacation home?
A lepre-condo.

11. What did St. Patrick say to the snakes?
He told them to hiss off.

12. What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended?
Game clover.

13. What did the leprechaun put in the vending machine?
A lepre-coin.

14. What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A sham-rock.

15. What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail?
A lepre-con.

16. What does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover?
That you have too much time on your hands.

17. What is Irish and left on the lawn?
Paddy O’Furniture

18. Why do leprechauns dislike leftovers?
They prefer left-clovers.

19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ireland you money if you promise to pay me back.

20. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Because real rocks are too heavy.

21. What does Ireland have more of than any other country?

22. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal?
Lucky Charms.

23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Potto who?
Potto gold.

24. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too far to walk.

25. How do you pay for soft drinks on Saint Patty’s Day?
With soda bread

26. What do you call an Irish spider?
Paddy long legs.

27. What’s Dwayne Johnson’s Irish nickname?
The Sham-Rock.

28. What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
Some poor horse is going barefoot.

29. Why do leprechauns hate running?
They’d rather jig than jog.

30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leper who?
Lepon con and I’m here to pinch you.

31. Why can’t Irish golfers ever end a game?
They refuse to leave the green.

32. Why are leprechauns hard to get along with?
They are short-tempered.

33. What type of spells do Irish witches cast?
Lucky charms.

34. Why are so many leprechauns gardeners?
Because they have green thumbs.

35. What did the Irish referee say at the end of the soccer match?
Game clover.

36. How do musicians show off to their crush on Saint Patrick’s Day?
By serenading them with brag-pipes.

37. What would St. Patrick order to drink at a Chinese restaurant?
Green tea.

38. What type of bow cannot be tied?
A rainbow.

39. How does a leprechaun work out?
By pushing his luck.

40. How did the leprechaun go to the moon?
In a sham-rocket.

41. Why are leprechauns so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.

42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish who?
Irish stew in the name of the law.

43. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short.

44. What did the naughty leprechaun get for Christmas?
A pot of coal.

45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pat who?
Pat on your coat—we’re going to the St. Patty’s Day parade.

46. What do you call a bad Irish dance?
A jig mistake.

47. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

48. Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers?
Because you don’t want to press your luck

49. What should you say to someone running a St. Patty’s Day marathon?
Irish you luck

50. What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?
Sham-rock ‘n’ roll.

51. How old are leprechauns?
So old that they can remember when rainbows were black and white.

52. What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day?

53. What do you call environmentally conscious leprechauns?

54. What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls?
Rick O’Shay.

55. What’s the perfect St. Patty’s Day breakfast?
Green eggs and ham.

56. What is a nuahcerpel?
Leprechaun spelled backward.

57. What did the leprechaun tell his neighbor on March 17?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day

58. What’s an Irish baby’s favorite song?
Patty Cake.

59. How is a good friend like a four-leaf clover?
They are hard to find.

60. What did the Irish potato say to his sweetheart?
I only have eyes for you.

61. Why do frogs love St. Patrick’s Day?
They’re always wearing green.

62. Which dog breed should you invite to your St. Patrick’s Day party?
An Irish Setter.

63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boy who?
Boy do I love St. Patty’s Day!

64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saint who?
Saint no time for questions, open the door!

65. What job did the leprechaun have at the restaurant?
He was the short-order cook

66. What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
St. O’Claus.

67. What does a leprechaun call a man wearing green?
A green giant.

68. What’s long and green and only shows up once a year?
The St. Patrick’s Day parade.

69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish I could find a four-leaf clover.

70. When does a leprechaun cross the street?
When it turns green.

71. How did the Irish Jig get started?
Too much water to drink and not enough restrooms.

72. How did the leprechaun win the race?
He took a shortcut.

73. Who is St. Patrick’s favorite superhero?
The Green Lantern.

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